too bad you live with your parents still
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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