Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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