Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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