My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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