what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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