are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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