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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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