Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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