Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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