Dual....:-)
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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