Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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