is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm getting married
To pizza
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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