Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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