Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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