Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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