And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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