wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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