it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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