...so i touched it.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner