Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed