she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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