you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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