if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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