And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm both gender and math confused
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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