Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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