hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Your cock deserves a montage
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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