this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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