come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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