Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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