just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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