Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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