belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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