Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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