I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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