So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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