if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Non-Jews are for practice
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I want to fling myself into the sun
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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