I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
