Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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