Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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