i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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