Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Randomize
