I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
The feeling are messing with the penis
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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