im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
last night I used snow as a chaser
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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