You don't have asthma, your pregnant
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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