We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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