I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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