her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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