You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
