you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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