Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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