Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just cropdusted the office
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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