Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
this will be a night to untag.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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