There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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